Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED




on-screen team vs. off-screen team

lets all take a moment to appreciate rdj’s pants

This is my new favourite photoset.


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I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said


“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:


she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god



I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read



the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level



the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

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Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.


see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait


see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

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In a study of children aged 2-5, parents interrupted their daughters more than their sons, and fathers were more likely to talk simultaneously with their children than mothers were. Jennifer Coates says: “It seems that fathers try to control conversation more than mothers… and both parents try to control conversation more with daughters than with sons. The implicit message to girls is that they are more interruptible and that their right to speak is less than that of boys.”

Girls and boys’ differing understanding of when to talk, when to be quiet, what is polite and so on, has a visible impact on the dynamics of the classroom. Just as men dominate the floor in business meetings, academic conferences and so on, so little boys dominate in the classroom - and little girls let them.

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Working with children for over a decade, this is something I’ve noticed, actually. And for the majority, the little girls in my class and my co-worker’s classes all sit quietly and listen MUCH better than the boys do. Most boys don’t care to be quiet and sit still. And I don’t think this is an attribute of boys being “rowdier” or more “hyper” - believe me, the girls are JUST as off the wall as the boys if you aren’t telling them not to. It must be a learned behavior, and it must be enforced more with the girls so they know they can’t get away with it. You have no idea how many times in my career I’ve heard “boys will be boys,” and smiling parents as they tell me with a laugh, sorry, their son is “wild” and a “handful” as they introduce him to the class.

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And that’s how you do sexism.  That’s how it’s so effectively trained into every single citizen and indoctrinated as normal and right.

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you have no idea how many times I’ve had to yell in order to get my turn to talk instead of the useless chatter of the boys in the class. They always respond “whoa, calm down.” I will not calm down if you are talking over me. None of the girls talk over me. I don’t talk over you when you have something important to say. Why do it to me with irrelevant side conversations?

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Anonymous said: why are fat girls so uncomfortable when it's not about them?


probably because media erases fat women or exploits them for public ridicule tbh

and because media tells them they cannot be feminine or sexy or cute- but that they are unhealthy and lazy and no one will ever love them

and becauseThin women like Emma Stone and curvy women like Christina Hendricks are generally considered equally beautiful by mainstream culture (as they should be!) while women like Nikki Blonsky and Gabourey Sidibe are commended on their bravery or their boldness if they wear a sleeveless dress. And God forbid Gabourey Sidibe go out without putting on her makeup one day – when Cameron Diaz does it, it’s because she’s carefree and natural, whatever that means. When a fat woman does it, she’s a slob.’

and because when I ask the question of “Well, why is there such a problem with seeing plus-sized women in the media, anyway?” You know what answer I get? “Seeing plus-sized women on TV tells people and confirms to people that it’s okay to be fat… and it’s not. People shouldn’t want to be fat, or think it’s ‘okay’ to be fat.”

because American Apparel employees (and so many mainstream companies like them) comfortably proclaiming that the plus-sized market is “not their demographic”

and because stuff like this poster below is not unusual and is a common joke to fat womenimage

and because ‘Hollywood’s portrayal of plus-sized women – either they are rarely ever seen (The Rarity),or made invisible (The Invisible), or they are used as a marketing tool and thus made aspectacle (The Spectacle) or otherwise their weight is made the primary factor in somedrama (The Drama)

and because It’s easy to assume that things are getting better for overweight women in entertainment because there is, indeed, more visibility. The problem is that we can still count the number of singers, actresses, and models who are larger than a size four.

and because in a study 'A quarter (of the women in the study) said they'd rather be severely depressed than obese. About 15 percent said they'd rather be blind. A full 49 percent said they'd trade five years of their life not to be obese’

and in the words if this article I’m grateful to have Melissa McCarthy and Rebel Wilson on my screen, if only as an affirmation that women of all sizes can be funny and powerful and smart and successful. But I look forward to the day when they just get to be women.’

so tell me anon, why is it that when i make a post celebrating plus sized actresses thinner girls exclaim i am telling them they are ugly when in fact the post wasn’t about them at all and hell it was definitely not intended to make them feel bad. 

Tell me why.



*mic drop*




*mic drop*








Calvin and Hobbes: the college years


Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.


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